With a litany of tastelessly branded products occupying their catalogues alongside the cars themselves, even some carmakers will sell you a fragrance.

But what do they actually smell like? Who knows? Who cares? We make some generalised guesses!

Forget your usual pimp-your-ride-esque mods that boy racers engage in; oversized exhausts, chrome wraps and ridiculous spoilers. You haven’t seen anything yet!  Welcome to what is easily the most expensive and most dangerous car trend out there.

Ever wondered what Jeremy Clarkson would look like with James May's hair? That was the thought that hit us today, so we fired up photoshop and had a play. The result, probably the most disturbing image... in the world.

Vauxhall today released a couple of teaser images of their latest car, the Cascada. We initially thought the images weren't loading properly, but actually they craftily decided to only release photos of the top half of the car. 

Here are some of the strangest car names we found that provoked some serious head scratching and smirking on our part! Enjoy!

For those not put off by the morbidity of driving around in something that’s carried hundreds of people to their final resting places, there is plenty to recommend a hearse as transport for the open-minded...

We've collected an assortment of car furniture, the results of which became ever more bizarre the deeper we dug. 

It appears Maserati have really raised the bar this year, putting out some how shall I put this... ATROCIOUS suggestions on what to gift her on Valentines Day. Clueless men take heed...

These are the gifts which no-one in their right mind wants to receive at Christmas. Quite possibly, these are the worst car gifts EVER.

These motorsports prove that as long as it has wheels and an engine, then absolutely anything can be raced, no matter how dangerous or how stupid it may look.