Vauxhall today released a couple of teaser images of their latest car, the Cascada. We initially thought the images weren't loading properly, but actually they craftily decided to only release photos of the top half of the car.
We can now exclusively reveal that the Cascada is actually not a car at all, but a boat. Vauxhall are the only sane manufacturer to have ever launched a boat, we can only presume their entry into the marine industry must be the latest plan to save GM.
Our sources revealed the plans to us, we know we can trust them, they're the same sources AutoExpress have been using for years.